witchyhellbroth:

pinenolanapple:

it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”

#don’t ever fake an orgasm let them know they disappointed you

this is such an important collection of images

pajamaswag:

I will never get over how badly she won that one.

wantonforwontons:

So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.

This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.

Why does’t this have more notes

cymbalisms:

essentially catcher in the rye is like reading someone’s ranty blog

indyllmatic:

Happy Birthday Christopher “The Notorious B.I.G.” Wallace

May 21, 1972 – March 9, 1997

peacecorps:

We’re proud to announce that we will begin accepting applications from same-sex domestic partners who want to serve together as Volunteers overseas!

Same-sex couples may begin the application process starting Monday, June 3. 

rosewong:

You Are What You Grow ’ Rose Wong

humansofnewyork:

“He’s twenty years old. I try to take him outside whenever I can so that he can have some new experiences before, you know…”